Mukadimah kali ini panjang sikit. Kerana ianya ditulis dalam bahasa orang putis dan saya mana pandai nak baca tulisan orang putih. Nak tulis lagilah tak pandainya. Sebab itulah mukadimah kali ini adalah 'copy and paste'. (Oppp! tertulis bahasa orang putih pulakdah!):
MENANTU SIAPA INI?
diri sendiri tak ada ijazah
malas belajar beli ijazah
buat kolej ajar ekonomi
ada ilmu akounting ada aljibra
ada dacing ada neracha
untuk timbang ijazah jual kati kah kah kah
IJAZAH TIMBANG KILO
The University of Wales announced it had suspended its involvement with Fazley International College, pending investigation - BBC LONDON
A Malaysian pop star with a bogus doctorate has been running a college offering University of Wales degree courses, a BBC investigation shows.
A Bangkok college that Thai authorities say has been operating illegally, is also offering courses leading to degrees from the Welsh institution.
Week in Week Out examined the way in which the University of Wales validated courses in overseas institutions.
The university said it was dealing "thoroughly" with the issues raised.
The programme revealed that Fazley Yaakob, who runs the Fazley International College (FICO) in the Malaysian capital Kuala Lumpur, was claiming to have both a masters and a doctorate in business administration. But both came from a bogus university.
The pop star, who has four hit albums to his name, claimed the qualifications from the European Business School (Cambridge), an offshoot of the Irish International University, which was exposed as a sham by the BBC in 2008.
“We are not happy about what is happening, we are dealing with it and will deal with it very thoroughly and will learn lessons from what has happened”.
Professor Nigel Palastanga said the University of Wales did not ask about his credentials, which were displayed prominently on the college website until he was confronted by BBC Wales' education correspondent Ciaran Jenkins in Kuala Lumpur.
Professor Nigel Palastanga, pro vice chancellor at the University of Wales, said the university was "concerned" about the issues raised in the programme.
"We are not happy about what is happening, we are dealing with it and will deal with it very thoroughly and will learn lessons from what has happened," he said.
The University of Wales announced it had suspended its involvement with Fazley International College, and would take no new admissions to its business administration and MBA courses until the matter had been investigated.
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woit... ZAMAN INTERNET INI MASIH ADA YANG NAK BELI IJAZAH... kah kah kah..
kah kah kah... MUKA MACAM BURIT AYAM .... ADA NIAT NAK ADA IJAZAH... kah kah kah..
woit... KALAU NAK IJAZAH... BELAJAR LAAA.... kah kah kah...'
Itu kata blogger 'Tukar Tiub'. Tapi diapun dah patut Tukar Tayar. Ketika kebanyakan pemimpin PKR dan menyeberangi sempadan dia nampaknya masih belum sedar diri. Si Isham ni pun salah seorang dari penipu Melayu juga, Kah kah kah!
Nasib baik di tempat kita tidak ada orang yang tipu ijazah. Eloknya kalau ijazah itu dibeli, buatkan fotostat banyak-banyak dan tampal dipokok-pokok getah setiap kampong. Mudah-mudahan harga getah akan naik dan menyukakan hati orang-orang kampong. Kah kah kah!
Woit! Macam ini pun ada? Kah kah kah!
Urag sekarang, makin belajo makin budo dan makin kurang ajor. Tarok urag laen nok tipu pakat tipu urag kapong. Isu pengagihan saham Felcra hark yang tork telus macamane? Kruni-kruni konterek tu macamane? Akhirnya natiq abis tanoh Melayu Jerantut tegadai ke bangse Cine sebab pemipin urag Melayu kita ni hark yang tamok.